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[Logic]

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> George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
> George: Great. Lay it on me.
> Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
> George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
> George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
> Condi: Yes.
> George: I mean the fellow's name.
> Condi: Hu.
> George: The guy in China.
> Condi: Hu.
> George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
> Condi: Hu is leading China.
> George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
> Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
> George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
> Condi: That's the man's name.
> George: That's who's name?
> Condi: Yes.
> George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
> Condi: Yes, sir.
> George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
> Condi: That's correct.
>George: Then who is in China?
> Condi: Yes, sir.
> George: Yassir is in China?
> Condi: No, sir.
> George: Then who is?
> Condi: Yes, sir.
> George: Yassir?
> Condi: No, sir.
> George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
> Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
> Condi: Kofi?
> George: No, thanks.
> Condi: You want Kofi?
> George: No.
> Condi: You don't want Kofi.
> George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then > get me the U.N.
> Condi: Yes, sir.
> George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
> Condi: Kofi?
> George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
> Condi: And call who?
> George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
> Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
> George: Will you stay out of China?!
> Condi: Yes, sir.
> George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
> Condi: Kofi.
> George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
> (Condi picks up the phone.)
> Condi: Rice, here.
>George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

[ALF]

никто английского не знает!

нужен сурдоперевод!

[Logic]

[Serguie]

Тем, кто знает, очень понравилось.

[Dark_Shark]

Прикольно ...
Особенно с момента Kofi

[Logic]

[Lаdy]

[Logic]

[Lаdy]

а у нас тоже такая тема есть,
ну для тех кто не понял в английском варианте, поясню
кто-то из наших юмористов хе-хе юморил, процитировать не смогу, но смысл примерно такой:
- как Вас зовут?
- Авас
- Меня Виктор Петрович, а Вас?
- Авас
- Нет, ну я же говорю, меня зовут Виктор Петрович, а Вас?
- Авас

ну и все в этом духе

[JIGGY]

Прикольная тема!!! и про Кофи и про Ясер. А продолжение будет, например, про БЭН и ЛАДАН ну.... что - нибудь в этом духе???

[Duremar]

классно!!! очень понравилось

[RaceNow]

[Duremar]

[Genora]

Прикольно!

[RaceNow]

[Peripatetic Knight]

Прикольно,
Джордж такой тупак, гыыыы

[Neon™]

Хех
КВН прям

[Dan776]

Прикольно

[Euromax]

[Eldorado]

Супер тема!!!
Когда начали говорить про Rice я уже вообще до коликов в животе смеялся!!!